Well, I made it. I'm in Dushanbe, Tajikistan, alive and well. The plane arrived around 3:30 a.m. and it took at least an hour to go through immigration and customs. Actually, it took mere minutes to go through immigration and customs, but an hour to wait for the luggage to be brought out. I'm fairly certain there was one guy unloading the entire plane and he clearly was in no hurry.