I really, really shouldn't be awake right now. Although it's a bit after lunch at home, it's near 1 a.m. here in Jakarta and I need to be ready in seven hours to give an all-day workshop. But, what am I going to do? Let down you, my loyal audience? All four of you are dying, I know, to hear about my adventures so far. Luckily for you, I'm awake enough — and stupid enough — to have both the energy and the adventures for this post.