Already a stir is brewing over an upcoming episode of Modern Family in which a little girl drops an f-bomb (as a joke) during a wedding. But, as George Carlin once said, "There are no bad words." Rather, there are "bad thoughts and bad intentions." I agree, but I still don't want my eight-year-old daughter dropping f-bombs around the house. It would be understandable if she did, though. Swear words are hardly unheard of in our house, thanks to my loose lips and my wife's Australian outlook on language. But, like many kids, Sammy, is hypersensitive to "bad" words, including such words as "stupid," "jerk," and "shut up." And she's not afraid to tell us to watch our language.
Of course, there's a difference between "bad" words and "ugly" words. There are definitely "ugly" words, though any list of them is quite subjective. One of my nieces, for example, can't stand "fresh" or "fruit."
My own list includes the following (in no particular order):
crust
patent
panty
cuddle
snot
froth or frothy
rabe
Clamato (granted, not a word, but I still don't like it)
necrophilia
hermaphrodite
corpse
odor
creamy
saucy
hyper
romper
There are more, of course. And, naturally, there are words that are quite lovely, like "loquacious" or "fantastical."
But, there are no "bad" words.
