About

The Hatch family comes from a long line of people descended from a common ancestor: the austrolipithicus. That’s right, we all share a common desire to eat, sleep, reproduce and laugh whenever somebody snorts.

Our particular branch of the Hatch family hails from Ohio, New York and Australia, which is why we now live in Washington, D.C. The next generation (see below) is already well on her way to a career as a legal counselor and/or union negotiator.

And as for the dog? He likes to lick himself. But, don’t we all?

Sammy's first Christmas Card (2004) 

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